Thursday, December 22, 2005

I didn't know they peed

I got this junk mail today. It's from a company that promises help for those who have trouble urinating. Old folks mostly. I'm one of those.

Sorry, guys. I had prostate surgery five years ago and I already pee freely.

The next question: Will the medication make it as big as a firehose? If so, I'll take a gross.

By the way, does anyone remember an old school superintendent in Wayne County, W. Va.? His name was Iliff West but he went by his initials. I.P. West. No word on whether he peed like a fire hose or whether he really used a compass when he urinated.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Fark headline of the day.....