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I didn't know they peed

I got this junk mail today. It's from a company that promises help for those who have trouble urinating. Old folks mostly. I'm one of those.

Sorry, guys. I had prostate surgery five years ago and I already pee freely.

The next question: Will the medication make it as big as a firehose? If so, I'll take a gross.

By the way, does anyone remember an old school superintendent in Wayne County, W. Va.? His name was Iliff West but he went by his initials. I.P. West. No word on whether he peed like a fire hose or whether he really used a compass when he urinated.

posted by Dave Peyton @ 9:56 PM 1 comments

Fark headline of the day.....

		Bush claims Iraq's struggle for democracy is just like America's was 250 years ago. Meaning, of course, that our founding fathers wrote the constitution while the French held a gun to their heads

posted by Dave Peyton @ 9:41 PM 4 comments